what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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