I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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