sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
It's Friday. Sex?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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