Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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