so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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