Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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