Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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