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It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
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I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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