what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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