Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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