Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
When are your genitals available?
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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