I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
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