i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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