i can't believe i had my finger in that
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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