Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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