I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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