I just saw a hot homeless man
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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