Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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