Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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