are you still at the devil's house?
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
