Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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