he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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