The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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