Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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