I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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