does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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