so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I wish you could order shots online.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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