What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
We're too hungover to prance.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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