I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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