Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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