Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Randomize
