Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Holy shit dude........stairs
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Randomize
