I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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