He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
