worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
she looked like the before picture.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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