R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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