i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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