Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
worst night to have a conscience
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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