i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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