Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Randomize
