so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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