one might say we're banned from that church
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
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