Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
meet me or not, i'm out of control
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
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