Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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