She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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