the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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