even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
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