Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
pray to the hookup gods
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