fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Your penis caused this!
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