What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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