if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
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