Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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