what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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