I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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