I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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