Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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