Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
the raccoons are back...
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