Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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