i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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