Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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