Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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